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me as hell


do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down



Okay seriously, my first thought was, if he could get a baby at Home Depot, he’d stock up for sure.

A baby’s reduced threat level only warrants one hand in pocket.

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.


Me and a few buddies made the Stanley Cup out of beer cans

The Entrances


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

Deutschland ist Weltmeister!