Got a little distracted shopping online for my brother’s birthday present.
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
capital = nice
capitalism = bad
the capitals = worst
this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
how is beyonce real. does she not understand the power she has over me. i would rob a bank for her and get caught on purpose just so she can request the prison to send her my mugshots so she can show blue what kind a man she should stay away when she grow up
Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son